Shaq doing Windmills
no one man can have all that power
Straight Edge Ninja Turtles
when you finally accept that you ship a certain ship
#i learned this from my boyfriend
→ requested by Jenny ♥
Sam, sweetie. Be anything in the world you need to be but a man so consumed by grief and anger it makes you an antisocial liar.
Please please PLEASE don’t become your father’s son.
My first thought was that Sam was lying, but the more I think about it, the more I think that maybe that, “I promise,” was more along the lines of, “Even if I can’t right now, I will.”
"… what is a human fire hydrant?"
"You know, it’s that thing when high-waisted midgets have like, the red pants and the big ass."
"In a sense, I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself."-Haruki Murakami (via anorsexic)
i just logged on can yall stop
"Just because he created us doesn’t mean he can toy with us, like playthings."